Robert's Review

Larry (Larry the Cable Guy) is down on his luck after loosing his job and his girlfriend on the same day. Bill (Bill Engvall) has an unhappy marriage, but for the most part just sits on his butt all day drinking beer, thanks to a lawsuit settlement after he slipped and fell at a local shopping center. Everett is a gun-happy pervert, who's been exposing his privates to women at a local restaurant. All three of these lame-brained degenerates are army reservists and it's their weekend to go serve at the reservist's camp (which means they'll drink lots of beer, do some target practicing, and watch porn). However, on this particular weekend, the president has requested more troops for the war in Iraq and it's their lucky day to get activated and shipped off to fight. Along the way, they decide to catch some sleep in one of the jeeps onboard the plane, but due to flying through a bad storm the pilots are forced to dump the cargo just to stay in the air. So when they wake the next morning in the back of the jeep, they think they're in Iraq, but they're actually somewhere in Mexico. When they come upon a village and see armed men shooting at stuff, they think they're Iraqi insurgents and dutifully do their jobs... rushing into town with guns ablaze and scaring off the insurgents. Later, they find out that this is Mexico and they actually scared off the local bad guy's men, who've been terrorizing the town for quite some time. So they decide to stay and help protect the town (and drink lots of beers, hit on the local hotties, rebuild the damaged infrastructure, etc) and the locals all think they're heroes for saving them. 

Well folks, I hereby declare "Delta Farce" as the absolute WORST movie of 2007!!! It's horrible and I haven't wanted to walk out of a movie so badly in a long time. However, I sat through the entire thing (like a good critic should) and couldn't wait for the credits to roll. The script is miserable, chock-full of bad gay jokes and toilet humor (and none of it was even remotely funny), the acting was crap (what can you really expect from these D-rate actors anyway?) and there isn't a single good thing that I can say about this movie. I am so annoyed that I actually had to pay to see this crap. I ever have the fortune to meet these guys in real life – well, let's just say that I'm going to get my $10 back one way or the other. What a POS movie… I haven't hated a movie this much since "In the Land of Women."

All in all, I'd give this movie ZERO STARS (out of 5). Re-watch value: NONE (I wish I never went in the first place).

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